I want to address allegations that my misuse of the office toaster in 2023 set off the fire alarm and led to the withdrawal of toasting facilities from the kitchen.* It was not me and anyone online who says otherwise is mean and a liar. I am sure that will be the end of rumours and speculation.
Yes, this week I have been taking reputation management lessons from Melania Trump, who raised eyebrows with a proactive live TV statement denying that she had been associated with Jeffrey Epstein. This of course briefly put the story back at the top of the news agenda and accelerated discussion about her involvement. A reminder that sometimes less is more.
That story even briefly replaced the war in the Middle East on news bulletins, but not for long. The volatile situation in the Middle East persisted for shipping this week, despite a tentative ceasefire agreement including a commitment to reopen the Strait of Hormuz. Whilst Tehran has declared that shipping movements can resume, it is altering long-standing conventions and demanding payments that could see shipping falling foul of US sanctions.
Closer to home the Defence Secretary John Healey revealed on Thursday that a Russian submarine operation had been detected in British during a month-long operation and would face serious consequences. Another reminder of the importance of the maritime space and industries in underpinning our way of life and resilience.
And at BPA Towers this week Richard Ballantyne has been crowned the member of the team with the most port visits since 2023. We think he's travelled further than Artemis II on planes and trains around the UK racking up over 130 visits, including one this week to the Northfleet terminal on the Thames. The gauntlet has been thrown down for the rest of the team, so if you'd like to see one of us at your port, please get in touch!
Mark Simmonds
British Ports Association
(*For the record we've never had a toaster in the office.)